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Don't Get Pissed At Me for This, I Beg of You...

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I need to discuss something that has been bugging me for a while now, in regards to an anonymous message I got from one of my fans on Tumblr. (I did not answer it because I was... Embarrassed? Upset? Confused?)
Here it is:

Hey Akkord! Im a huge fan of Masky x BEN and I read your fanfiction and stuff... I hope you dont mind me saying but youre a genius! This pairing needs to be totally widespread and popular! There needs to be an awesome TV show! Lets make it real, okay?
-Anonymous

Under normal circumstances I would have laughed it off and been proud of myself for creating a pairing someone actually liked... But this just... Guys. You cannot bring fantasy into the real world. Please just... Ugh...
To put it bluntly I'm not happy with you. With anyone. I'm a little pissed off frankly! Reality is no place for fictional pairings! And I know it hurts to have reality bitch-slapped into you! It hurt for me too! But ever since I started to really change and find things wrong with the different parts of fandoms... I've seen the worst of it, especially in the shipping part of it.
I love your enthusiasm guys. I really do. Just please... Please don't DO things like this!!!! I do not need this publicity! It's embarrassing... Especially when you admire people who have a blood oath to loathe every part of this fandom that isn't the Pastas themselves...
I'm sorry if I seem like an asshole... And I'm sorry for changing...
Please just do this for me... Remember that fiction should stay where it belongs...

-Miss Akkord
So yeah... I'm sorry if I'm becoming an asshole... I'm just so sick of people thinking that these pairings can actually happen in real life!!! It's the same with JohnLock! STOP INTERPRETING RANDOM ASS SCENES THAT HAVE NO JOHNLOCK IN THEM WHATSOEVER!!!
Please ignore this, I'm such a fucking screwup...
And I just cut my cheek... And I'm laughing.
I don't think I've ever laughed so fucking hard.
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rozensouseiseki's avatar
I understand what you're saying. shipping is fun but... we should all remember it is just a fantasy. and fantasies are personal, and sometimes kinda sick (if you actually think about it).